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The lawyer's accounting (which was confirmed by the Iowa Bar/Disciplinary Board) showed that he received a total of $18,200.00 and, after for the fifty-percent split and other tax and reimbursement considerations, the lawyer wrongfully misappropriated $9,200.00 from the law firm. A contested case hearing shall be held in this matter before the . Id. Both cases involve substance abuse that resulted in a series of offenses and probation violations. 2023 www.desmoinesregister.com. The parties have stipulated to certain mitigating and aggravating factors. Thus, we find a rational connection between Gailey's conduct and Gailey's fitness to practice law other than the criminality of the act. . Ct. Att'y Disciplinary Bd. Iowa Courts. Justia US Law Case Law Iowa Case Law Iowa Supreme Court Decisions 2014 IOWA SUPREME COURT ATTORNEY DISCIPLINARY BOARD vs. AARON J. THOMAS IOWA SUPREME COURT ATTORNEY DISCIPLINARY BOARD vs. AARON J. THOMAS Annotate this Case. holding attorney who represented his son in divorce proceedings violated rule prohibiting conduct prejudicial to the administration of justice when he aided his son in violating a no-contact order, rejecting recommended 30-day suspension and ordering 60-day suspension for offering money to a witness "as an inducement for her to testify in a certain way", suspending lawyer's license for sixty days for aiding and abetting a violation of a no-contact order between his son and his son's wife and offering her an inducement to testify in a certain way in his son's pending criminal matter, relying on cases applying prior disciplinary rule DR 7104 in interpreting its successor, rule 32:4.2, equating rule 32:4.2 with its predecessor Iowa Code of Prof'l Responsibility DR 7104, noting we treat stipulations to rule violations like settlement agreements and enforce the stipulation unless "unreasonable, against good morals, or contrary to sound public policy". If a lawyer violates an ethical rule, the lawyer may be disciplined. However, Fishers interaction with virtually everyone involved in this matter his own client, opposing counsel, the presiding judge was largely ineffective and did little to advance his clients legal interests., The commission also questioned Fishers internet post, noting that he had even revealed the specific balance he claimed was owed by his former client There is nothing in the rules which would authorize a lawyer to reveal such information particularly on the internet, for all the world to see.. Defendant: City of Des Moines, Dana Wingert, John/Jane Doe #1 and others. As we have noted, the parties stipulated to a suspension of twelve to eighteen months, and the commission recommended an eighteen-month suspension. Id. 124.401(5). To prove a violation of rule 32:8.4(b) the board must show some rational connection between the attorney's conduct and the attorney's fitness to practice law other than the criminality of the act. The Iowa Supreme Court begins its fall with decisions in three attorney discipline matters. The procedures for investigating and evaluating ethical complaints and disciplining attorneys are not a substitute for appeal. Daniels' complaint contrasts her treatment to that of other employees who, she alleges, were more culpable than she. A division of the Grievance Commission of the Supreme Court of Iowa filed a report recommending that we suspend Gailey's license to practice law in Iowa for thirty days. We have recognized there are two types of stipulations that a tribunal may use in litigated matters. A complainant need not be a US citizen. This website and its publications are not designed to provide legal or other advice and you should not take, or refrain from taking, action based on its content. 'Bullying' Iowa lawyer who 'completely botched' a case faces license We ask that you edit only for style or to shorten, provide proper attribution and link to our web site. Johnson then continued to drive under the influence, resulting in a second OWI arrest and conviction just months later. v. Joy, 728 N.W.2d 806, 813 (Iowa 2007). 1 0 obj The commission noted that during his disciplinary hearing, Fisher displayed conduct antithetical to any acceptance of wrongdoing and had even cross-examined one former client about her past occupation as a stripper. Free and independent journalism is what keeps our public servants accountable and responsive to the people. In the Supreme Court of Iowa Attorney wellness is defined as a separate, designated, and dedicated session of instruction designed to help attorneys detect, prevent, or respond to substance-related disorders or mental illness that impairs professional competence. Id. Dentons - Sarah K. Franklin Third, Johnson has been under a disability suspension (to which he consented) since May 24, 2021. Click here for the Board's current informational brochure. Three days after his release from custody, he had called his estranged wife in a drunken state twenty-six times in a period of a few hours. It was only when she called again in late March that she was told the investigation had been completed, and she had been fired. He also drove while under revocation, in flagrant disregard of what the law required him to do. See id. In an attorney disciplinary action, the grievance commission recommends thirty-day suspension for attorney's violation of conflict of interest rules. Disciplinary Action | Iowa Judicial Branch The Attorney Disciplinary Process | Iowa Judicial Branch In landing at the lower end rather than the upper end of the parties stipulation, we quibble with the commission's views only slightly. See Iowa Ct. R. 36.16(2)(3). We give weight to the commission's findings, but its findings do not bind us. On the possession count, Johnson received a deferred judgment and twelve months probation, with the specific conditions that he obtain a substance abuse evaluation, complete recommended treatment, and abstain from the use of alcoholic beverages and controlled substances. The court found Leitner had a conflict of interest and disqualified him from the case, but he continued representing his new clients by having them sign court filings he filed for them. Dentons is a global legal practice providing client services worldwide through its member firms and affiliates. After a longtime client was convicted of bankruptcy fraud and ordered to repay "a significant amount of money" to the federal government, Leitner created a new business entity, allegedly with Leitner as its sole employee, to allow the client to continue working as a seed dealer without having his wages garnished to repay his debts. Follow Iowa Capital Dispatch on Facebook and Twitter. So are his cooperation with the Board and acceptance of responsibility. Although there was an alarm on her door, the staff reported it was malfunctioning and constantly sent false reports, and Forkpa told inspectors she had issues in the past with the building's outside door alarm notification not appearing on her work iPad. See id. v. Newport, 955 N.W.2d 176, 184 (Iowa 2021) (quoting Iowa Sup. Change the fee a lawyer charged or require a refund. If Gailey requested Dawn to refrain from giving favorable testimony to the state in the criminal matter involving Denis, Gailey violated rule 32:3.4(b). Iowa lawyer accused of lying to the court links Capitol riot to his Our stories may be republished online or in print under Creative Commons license CC BY-NC-ND 4.0. B. 1:57. v. Templeton, 784 N.W.2d 761, 767 (Iowa 2010) (The mere commission of a criminal act does not necessarily reflect adversely on the fitness of an attorney to practice law.). The Boards jurisdiction extends to the attorneys license alone. Instead of holding a hearing, the commission decided the case on a joint stipulation filed by the board and Gailey. Ct. Att'y Disciplinary Bd. A defense attorney representing Forkpa, who is scheduled for trial in May, declined to comment. In order for our system of justice to work, attorneys should counsel their clients to abide by court orders. We construe factual stipulations by attempting to determine and give effect to the parties' intentions. Id. <> Ct. Att'y Disciplinary Bd. Upon learning of this kidnapping, Gailey advised the authorities of Denis's actions. For all these reasons, we find that Johnson violated rule 32:8.4(b). Johnson failed several field sobriety tests. Iowa Legal Research Laws. Iowa Supreme Court Attorney Disciplinary Bd. v. Watkins We have previously held that we will not consider a violation of rule 32:8.4(a) as a separate violation for purposes of determining an attorney's sanction. Id. Only flagrant abuses will result in discipline and usually only after a court has ruled on the matter. Criminal conduct outside of an attorney's law practice can certainly be a basis for sanctions, but context is relevant. 19-0911: State of Iowa v. Anthony Alexander Mong Filed Mar 24, 2023 View Opinion No. Templeton, 784 N.W.2d at 767 (quoting In re Conduct of White, 311 Or. In a divorce case, Leitner secretly inserted new language in an agreement without notifying the opposing attorney, actions the judge in that case found showed "an intent to deceive." Sometimes lawyers handle money for clients. Also, Johnson repeatedly used his vehicle after his driver's license had been revoked.1 He unlawfully possessed controlled substances multiple times. Gailey's disrespect for a court order leads us to the conclusion that an attorney who cannot respect a lawful order of the court lacks the required fitness to practice law. Though county attorneys and other prosecutors are bound by ethics rules, their discretion whether or not to initiate a criminal prosecution is seldom a basis for a complaint of ethical misconduct. Dawn reviewed a copy of the letter from Denis and asked Gailey what the letter meant. Complaints about lawyers not paying bills are resolved in the courts of Iowa. The commission wrote that Leitner's actions "could be criminal" but were "certainly" fraudulent and dishonest. Iowa Supreme Court Attorney Disciplinary Board v. Andrew Aeilts Annotate this Case Download PDF Search this Case Google Scholar Google Books Legal Blogs Google Web Bing Web Google News Google News Archive Yahoo! Although a second attorney filed an appearance in the dissolution on behalf of Denis, Gailey did not withdraw as attorney in the dissolution action until July 25. O. On May 7 Gailey filed an appearance on behalf of his son in the dissolution matter. According to the commission, Fisher now works for Wells Fargo as a strategic sourcing consultant. Johnson admitted that he had used methamphetamine two days before and that he had been using it for approximately one year. Make sure you have an agreement about your lawyers fees, in writing if possible. H. Guilty Plea in the Dallas County Case. This is true even where the responding attorney admits the alleged conduct and the rule violations in the complaint. HH `hsPbj(Q6+_>0j{EY! &J(Xn+Lxv%]@ We suspend Johnson's license to practice law in Iowa indefinitely with no possibility of reinstatement for one year. 10/21/20. Id. The Iowa Supreme Court Attorney Disciplinary Board charged attorney James Van Ginkel with multiple violations of our disciplinary rules in connection with the probate and closing of the estate of John Oxley. the COVID-19 pandemic, an Iowa attorney fought a continuing battle against methamphetamine and opiate abuse. Also, when we determined the appropriate sanction in Johnson, we noted that there was no evidence presented that indicated Johnson neglected or injured any of his clients by his drinking. 774 N.W.2d at 500. In Weaver, the attorney had a longstanding problem with alcohol abuse and a long list of past disciplinary and legal problems. 812 N.W.2d at 15. Fisher has challenged the commissions recommendations, filing a motion asking the Iowa Supreme Court to set aside the commissions findings and recommendations due to a missed deadline. On December 11, Johnson resolved the Boone County case by pleading guilty to possession of methamphetamine first offense and OWI first offense. Contact Editor Kathie Obradovich for questions: info@iowacapitaldispatch.com. Others are not. endobj For a criminal act to constitute a violation of rule 32:8.4(b). His attitude toward treatment was defiant. % Though prior cases can be instructive, the sanction warranted in a particular case must be based on the circumstances of that case. Iowa Sup. Iowa nursing home shortage causing families to live hours apart. See id. U.S. 8th Cir. Fisher is alleged to have committed 11 ethics violations with regard to his representation of Haylie Reiter in a 2016 child-custody case. Krull paid OBrien $2,750 as a retainer. Leitner responded only that the "investigation is ongoing" and refused to identify what damages McFadden and his businesses purportedly suffered. Id. Id. Write to your lawyer and ask for a written explanation. However, this case is more serious than merely communicating with an adverse party, given our finding that Gailey aided and abetted his son in violating the no-contact order and offered Dawn an inducement to testify that is prohibited by law. See Iowa Sup. Prior to reinstatement, Johnson must provide medical documentation from a licensed healthcare professional indicating his fitness to practice law, which shall include mental health and substance abuse evaluations. In considering our precedents, we find a suspension of three years the appropriate sanction in this case, the court ruled. Iowa Capital Dispatch is part of States Newsroom, a network of news bureaus supported by grants and a coalition of donors as a 501c(3) public charity. Iowa Supreme Court Attorney Disciplinary Board v. Andrew Aeilts In return, expect the lawyer to keep you reasonably informed and to give you copies of important documents. zOkI b`rWa5"d]R_L/({G?h4nM]]50zaIQco;WoVm/zkRB6P(}I!<7x zW ^Ku Archived Supreme Court Opinions Prior to 2017, Archived Court of Appeals Opinions from 1/10/2018 to 2/7/2018, Archived Court of Appeals Opinions from 2017 and Earlier, How to Become a Qualified Court Interpreter in Iowa, Information for Current Court Interpreters, State Court Administration Organizational Chart, Submission of CLE Programs by CLE Sponsors. According to the inspection report, she eventually went to the main office to replace her iPad after its battery died and saw alerts on the computer there for Stewart's room and the outside door. Within two weeks, he left the program by departing the facility on foot. An Iowa attorney with a history of neglecting clients cases is facing a one-year suspension of his law license, in part for alleged bullying and outrageous behavior directed toward former clients. at 553. The parties to a disciplinary proceeding cannot substitute their judgment as to what conduct constitutes a violation of our ethical rules or what sanction we should impose for such a violation. v. Schmidt, Supreme Court Attorney Disc. C. Rule 32:8.4(a). Matter of Prop. Rule 32:8.4(c) states that "[i]t is professional misconduct for a lawyer to . Ct. Att'y Disciplinary Bd. Fisher may be capable of being a good lawyer, the commission stated. Most complaints that involve the behavior of an attorney outside the practice of law, such as rudeness, the use of profanity, landlord-tenant disputes and debtor-creditor matters, are not within the Boards jurisdiction. John Gailey is a seventy-four-year-old attorney, practicing law for forty-five years in Iowa. The Iowa Supreme Court Attorney Disciplinary Board filed a complaint against Watkins on December 18, 2018. Johnson was charged by trial information in Polk County with various misdemeanors, including OWI, possession of methamphetamine first offense, and possession of marijuana first offense. Id. The court acquitted Gailey of the charge of suborning perjury, but found him guilty of aiding and abetting a violation of a no-contact order, a simple misdemeanor. If you change your address or phone number, let your lawyer know right away. Arrange for another lawyer to be appointed to represent the client. Filed: April 25, 2023 as 4:2023cv00138. This in and of itself does not violate rule 32:3.4(b). The Iowa Supreme Court Attorney Disciplinary Board charged attorney Tarek A. Khowassah with violating the rule of professional conduct pertaining to criminal acts. Iowa Sup. Iowans value integrity in their government. The stipulation contained a stipulation of facts and a stipulation recommending a thirty-day suspension. We have inherent constitutional power to license and discipline attorneys within the State of Iowa. . Most recently, he had been convicted of OWI third, a class D felony, and sentenced to an indeterminate five-year term. Please try again. But in January, the defendants told the court Leitner continued not to provide meaningful answers, and had missed the deadline to pay the attorney fees sanction. In addition, the Iowa Supreme Court has twice suspended OBriens license in the past and OBrien has been disbarred in the state of Nebraska. <> Assistant Attorney General, Hoover State Office Building 2nd Floor, Iowa 3 Attorney General's Office, 1305 E. Walnut St., Des Moines, Iowa 50319; or via email to katie.carl@ag.iowa.gov. From early 2020 until mid-2021, while most Iowans were grappling with the COVID-19 pandemic, an Iowa attorney fought a continuing battle against methamphetamine and opiate abuse. Iowa Supreme Ct. Att'y Disciplinary Bd. How long will the matter take? It is essential that the aider and abettor have knowledge of the perpetrator's criminal activity prior to its commission. v. Box, 715 N.W.2d 758, 763 (Iowa 2006). Therefore, we find Gailey's conduct in communicating with Dawn violated rule 32:4.2(a). The attorney repeatedly violated criminal laws prohibiting possession of controlled substances, operating while intoxicated (OWI), and driving while under revocation. Change a divorce decree, reverse a criminal conviction, or change any other ruling of a Court. 3 0 obj of Prof'l Ethics Conduct v. Thompson, 595 N.W.2d 132, 134 (Iowa 1999) (stating court not swayed by attorney's argument that his actions were those of a concerned father, not an attorney, and therefore should not be held to have reflected adversely on fitness to practice law). According to the commission, Fisher now works for Wells Fargo as a strategic sourcing consultant. In 1998, the Iowa Supreme Court Attorney Disciplinary Board admonished O'Brien for advertising specific, primary practice areas of personal injury law, automobile accidents, work accidents, and slip-and-fall accidents without having filed a certificate of eligibility as to those areas of practice. 20-0313. OBrien also failed to respond to the Attorney Disciplinary Boards inquiries about the case and failed to appear when the board brought the case before the Grievance Commission for a hearing. 1. Contact. Suggestions for avoiding problems include: Some people are dissatisfied with lawyers because they have unrealistic expectations. Daniels agrees that she did not respond to any alarms the night Stewart went missing, but says there's a reason for that: because she was assigned to the assisted living wing that evening, alerts from the memory care unit were not routed to her iPad and she did not receive any notifications of alarms in that part of the building until she saw them on the office computer later in the morning. v. Stoller, 879 N.W.2d 199, 221 (Iowa 2016) ([W]e do consistently recognize seeking mental health or other substance abuse treatment as a mitigating factor.). at 78. See id. In addition, OBriens Iowa law license was already inactive, having been indefinitely suspended last June for separate violations. The attorney there had at least a decade-long substance abuse problem. Bd. No. The lawyer must promptly and completely account for a clients money. The Attorney Disciplinary Board is the agency of the Supreme Court of Iowa that receives, initiates, and investigates complaints of ethical misconduct filed against attorneys who are authorized to practice in Iowa. If sufficient legal consideration supports this type of stipulation, it is entitled to all of the sanctity of an ordinary contract. The Board will determine whether there was an ethical violation and, if so, the appropriate next action. The Attorney Disciplinary Board has no jurisdiction of a negligence claim. See Iowa Ct. R. 35.12(3). Violations must be proved by a convincing preponderance of the evidence. Id. The Iowa Supreme Court Attorney Disciplinary Board first learned of UpRight Law when a complainant said she called the bankruptcy firm in March 2019. A summary of Iowa's attorney disciplinary procedures. Iowa Legal Research & Court Cases: Find IA Opinions at FindLaw At FindLaw.com, we pride ourselves on being the number one source of free legal information and resources on the web. She alleges that she was fired despite not having been assigned to receive notifications from the memory care unit, but that the workers on duty the previous afternoon, who had ignored the door alarm for which they were responsible for the last half hour of their shift, were not. Citing Iowa Supreme Court Attorney Disciplinary Board v. Johnson, 774 N.W.2d 496, 499 (Iowa 2009), overruled in part by Templeton, 784 N.W.2d 761, the commission observed, In disciplinary cases, it is irrelevant that the respondent was not acting as an attorney when committing the acts that led to the conviction. We think the word irrelevant overstates the matter. The second type is a stipulation that amounts to a concession of an issue in the litigation. After representing one client in writing a contract, Leitner then represented the other party to argue the contract was void. Id. One week later, Johnson resolved the Dallas County case by pleading guilty to possession of methamphetamine. "While the commission panel recognizes the serious and extreme nature of revocation as a sanction to a long-standing member of the bar, it believes it is necessary to maintain the reputation of the bar, protect the public and the profession, and to deter other lawyers from committing similar misconduct," according to the commission's letter to the court. On June 13, the commission issued its report and recommendation, which expressed serious concern about Johnson's five separate instances of substance-abuse-related criminal conduct within a little over a year. In addition, OBrien was criminally convicted of fraudulent practices in 2004. Sue a lawyer for careless work, or do work a lawyer failed to do. The court rejected aggravation based on prior discipline OBrien, the Supreme Court said in Fridays decision, ghosted Krull and attempted to put on an invisibility cloak.. The attorney disciplinary process in Iowa involves two separate entities. In Gailey, we noted that the language of rule 32:4.2(a) is substantially similar to our prior disciplinary rule, DR 7-104(A)(1). 2023 Dentons. v. Templeton, 784 N.W.2d 761, 769 (Iowa 2010). The Iowa Supreme Court has granted immunity to anyone who files a complaint or gives testimony with regard to a complaint. The court noted that Johnson had already received a substance abuse evaluation and ordered him to complete any recommended programming. However, criminal or fraudulent conduct may be subject to discipline. Iowas congressional candidates answer questions on, Governor's agenda skates past first legislative 'funnel', Restaurant inspection update: Sewage, rodent carcasses, mold. What are the unpredictable factors? Records showed the door alarm had been activated continuously from 9:34 p.m. to 6:12 a.m., although at least one worker claimed she'd seen Stewart still inside when her shift ended at 10. If you are dissatisfied, let your lawyer know why. In filing a complaint, please identify the nature of the legal matter the lawyer was handling (dissolution of marriage, criminal, personal injury, etc. Contact Editor Kathie Obradovich for questions: info@iowacapitaldispatch.com. Some problems with lawyers are properly the subject of a complaint of ethical violation to the Attorney Disciplinary Board. Rule 32:3.4(b) provides that "[a] lawyer shall not falsify evidence, counsel or assist a witness to testify falsely, or offer an inducement to a witness that is prohibited by law." People always change their story just a little bit and it allows for some chance in the situation." See id. Thats why Iowa Capital Dispatch, a nonprofit, independent source for quality journalism, is working every day to keep you informed about what government officials are doing with your money, your freedom and your safety. In 2018, attorney Allan M. Richards of Tama, who handles high-profile murder cases, applied for appointment to the Iowa Supreme Court. The fact Gailey was helping his family is not an excuse. Sarah has a broad range of clients including insurance companies, banks and financial institutions, commercial property owners, individual property owners, product designers and manufacturers, and employers. The record establishes Gailey communicated with Dawn about a financial settlement in the dissolution matter at a time when she was represented by counsel. IOWA SUPREME COURT ATTORNEY DISCIPLINARY BOARD v. JOHNSON. Those charges stemmed from his failure to file Iowa income tax returns. You may or may not be called on by an investigator. Our stories may be republished online or in print under Creative Commons license CC BY-NC-ND 4.0. at 650. We are bound by the parties stipulations of fact, but not by their stipulations as to ethical violations or recommended sanctions. Denis requested Gailey deliver the letter to Dawn and speak with Dawn face to face on his behalf regarding her potential testimony in the criminal action. Iowa Capital Dispatch maintains editorial independence. Rule 32:8.4(b) applies to those criminal acts that reflect[] adversely on the lawyer's honesty, trustworthiness, or fitness as a lawyer in other respects. Iowa R. Prof'l Conduct 32:8.4(b). The board recommended the commission ask the court to suspend OBriens license for 18 months; the commission recommended a license revocation. He had eyelid tremors and an elevated pulse rate of 124 beats per minute. Clarity provides guidance on this point. While the Boone County case was still pending, on August 1, Johnson's vehicle was stopped while speeding on Iowa Highway 5 in Polk County. Our primary purpose for imposing sanctions is not to punish the lawyer but to protect the public. Iowa Sup. (Photo courtesy of Iowa Judicial Branch) After 11 prior disciplinary cases, a criminal conviction for fraud and his retirement from practicing law, a western Iowa attorney's law license has been suspended by the Iowa Supreme Court. In re Marriage of Heiar. Fisher abandoned his clients at their greatest time of need, the commission found. Rule 32:8.4(d) provides that "[i]t is professional misconduct for a lawyer to . TermsPrivacyDisclaimerCookiesDo Not Sell My Information, Begin typing to search, use arrow keys to navigate, use enter to select, Stay up-to-date with FindLaw's newsletter for legal professionals. stream *\. Daniels notes, and the state investigation confirms, that the facility's on-call nurse received notifications at home of the multiple door alarms for nearly nine hours and took no action. Accordingly, we give this charge no further consideration. A trial information was filed in Boone County charging Johnson with four separate serious misdemeanors, including OWI first offense and possession of methamphetamine first offense (the Boone County case). Operating while intoxicated create[s] a grave risk of potential injury to anyone on the same road. Iowa Sup. Under Iowa law, the court's Attorney Discipline Board investigates allegations against attorneys and brings substantiated complaints before the Grievance Commission, made up of lawyers and laypeople from across the state. See Iowa Sup. at 651. Despite that, we try to achieve consistency with our prior cases when determining the proper sanction. Templeton, 784 N.W.2d at 769. Johnson accumulated additional convictions because he drove under the influence, putting other lives at risk. Here, Gailey had knowledge of his son's intent to violate the no-contact order by having the letter delivered to Dawn. Expect your lawyer to keep you informed of all important developments. In February 2019, the Iowa Supreme Court publicly reprimanded Fisher for his alleged neglect of six separate appellate court cases. 1983 vp Violation of Due Process and Equal Protection. The commission was concerned by Johnson's earlier delays and resistance to treatment and was skeptical as to whether he would remain substance free in the future. See Bergmann, 938 N.W.2d at 23 (finding cooperation and acceptance to be mitigating). Thus, we find Gailey's conduct violated rule 32:8.4(d). We see no reason not to interpret our present rule in the same manner. Rule 32:8.4(b) states, It is professional misconduct for a lawyer to commit a criminal act that reflects adversely on the lawyer's honesty, trustworthiness, or fitness as a lawyer in other respects. Id. When Gailey told Dawn that he thought Denis would be agreeable to a more favorable division of assets in the dissolution case if she were to testify in this manner, he crossed the line.

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